This is a sponsored post written by me on behalf of Cottonelle.
You can’t have come this far in life with out having a routine. So what is it? Do you fold your toilet paper? Do you wad it? Do you always use the same number of squares or haphazardly tug until it tears? I am a two square folder. Well, unless it is the cheap stuff. You know the kind in the gas station that resembles the thin fragility of dried flower petals and the texture of sandpaper all at once. Then it is grab a mountain to try to keep the icky stuff as far from the hands as possible because that stuff is thin!
So, now that you know me really well we can just lay it all out there on the table. When Cottonelle asked me to work with them on this post my eyes were opened! It’s like I never knew what I had been missing out on all this time. Cottonelle’s newly redesigned flushable cleansing cloths are the perfect solution for keeping it clean in the throne room. The paper-wipe combo leaves no doubts on cleanliness. It is a clean you can feel.
Recently while I was at a play date, as it usually happens, conversation shifted to the topic of husbands. I can’t even tell you how we got there because I am sure it made no sense, but we ended up on bathroom habits. Who knew?! Apparently this is a thing for guys. They love wipes! Out of all the girls at the play date at least half the men in their lives loved using wipes. What had they discovered that I had not? With this post in mind I set out to gather some quotes on why this new (to me) clean routine is the pinnacle of awesome. Note: Names have been changed to protect the innocent!
“What’s not to like?! Given the choice between that and dry toilet paper, wipes win every time.” ~John
“I like the moist feeling, it doesn’t feel rough when I wipe and my finger never pokes through. It also provides relief for those “burning” moments” ~Sam
“When I eat In N Out, wipes are what it is all about. Toilet paper alone, just isn’t going to cut it.” ~Cody
For some (real) immersive journalism check out Cherry Healey who partnered with Cottonelle to get people chatting about their bums. For more real talk on clean routines check out Cottonelle’s Facebook page and join in the conversation.
Then comes the age old battle of what we want vs what looks good in our home. Cottonelle’s flushable cleansing cloths come in a newly designed sleek container. It takes up a smaller footprint and is in a new upright dispenser – making it easier for everyone to enjoy the clean and fresh feeling of the Cottonelle Care Routine.
So I leave you with this: You just might be missing out on something big if you aren’t using Cottonelle toilet paper followed by Cottonelle’s flushable cleansing cloths. Don’t say I didn’t try to tell you! Experiencing is believing so try it out and let us know what you think.
Cottonelle wants to get you talking about your bum and on a better way to clean “down there” by using the Cottonelle Clean Routine. By combining the use of Cottonelle Toilet Paper and Cottonelle Flushable Cleansing Cloths, the Cottonelle Clean Routine is a revolutionary way to keep your bum cleaner.
Are you ready? Don’t be shy! Visit https://www.facebook.com/cottonelle to learn more about the Cottonelle Clean Routine and join the clean routine conversation.
This is a sponsored post written by me on behalf of Cottonelle.
Chelsea says
Love this! Made me giggle 🙂 I like at least a few squares and am not a wadder!! Haha! My husband is a HUGE fan of wipes. Definitely going to have to try these out! Sounds convenient to have one wipe that will take care of the “job”.
Kimber says
So glad you enjoyed it! It was a bit tough for me to write, but in the end, I am glad I got it all out there! Haha!
Tracy says
Sounds like I might need to try these too! I like the container.
Michelle says
Loved it Kimber. I never considered wipes in the adults bathroom-consider me old fashioned. But, we may have to try this!!!! 🙂
Kimber says
Thanks Michelle! You never know… this could change your world haha!
Melissa says
Yep guys would love these! They love the poo talk! They find it fun and entertaining! My other half asked for wipes years ago!
@Cottenelle, you need to make it to Malaysia. There is a no good supply of quality toilet paper and paper towels at a good price point.
Kimber says
I don’t know what it is but I felt like an investigative journalist doing my research for this post haha!
Steve says
Loved this article. When I did stand-up some years ago, I had a set that was based on the question are you a folder or a wadder. Just had some time today and googled folder or wadder and this came up at the top of this list.